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The Pit

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Daily AI disruption scores on companies getting absolutely roasted by artificial intelligence.

Real data. Brutal signals. Market carnage.

Updated daily before market open. No mercy.

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Watch them burn

This is what happens when AI comes for your business model and you forgot to pivot.

$DOOMHypothetical CorpPit Score: 6
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“Core product 80% automatable by agents. RSI 24, sentiment -0.81, 6M -67%. Cooked.”

Eight ways we roast every ticker

Every ticker starts at 100 and burns toward zero as these factors stack up. Closer to zero = more cooked.

Price Collapse

25%

Multi-timeframe downtrend analysis. 1D through 1Y momentum, weighted for recent acceleration.

AI Vulnerability

20%

Claude assesses how replaceable the company's core product is by agentic AI. 10/10 = fully automatable.

News Sentiment

15%

DistilBERT NLP on recent Brave Search results. -1.0 = the market is writing the obituary.

Technicals

12%

RSI below 40, price under 200 SMA, bearish MACD crossover. Triple confirmation of pain.

Insider Selling

10%

SEC Form 4 filings. Cluster selling by execs and directors. When insiders run, you should too.

Analyst Consensus

10%

Bearish ratings and earnings misses. When Wall Street turns bearish, the pain is just starting.

Short Interest

5%

% of float shorted + days-to-cover. When even the shorts are piling in, you know it's bad.

Volume Anomaly

3%

Volume spike with no positive catalyst = pure panic selling. No earnings beat? No AI pivot? Cooked.

Plus a macro headwind multiplier (x0.95-1.10) that amplifies scores when the whole market is under stress.

How the kitchen works

Midnight data harvest

Every day at 00:01 UTC, our cron demon crawls Polygon.io and Brave Search for fresh price data, short interest, and news on every tracked ticker.

AI incantation

Workers AI runs DistilBERT sentiment analysis and Claude powers the vulnerability assessment at the edge. No OpenAI bill. Pure edge sorcery.

Score forged in fire

Eight weighted factors burn each ticker's Pit Score down from 100 toward zero. Each ticker gets a justification paragraph explaining exactly why it's getting cooked.

Served hot before open

Signals land on your dashboard sorted by score before the market opens. Premium gets 100 signals a day, history charts, and watchlist.

The Wall of Shame

These companies ignored the AI shift. Now they're fertilizer for the bull market.

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Abandon HopeAll Ye Who Invest Without AI

The market is bifurcating. There are companies leveraging AI to 100x their productivity, and companies waiting to be slaughtered by them. Which side of the trade are you on?

CRITICAL WARNING

Our algorithms are identifying legacy tech stacks collapsing in real time. Do not hold the bag while founders dump shares.

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The market is a crematorium

Some companies will survive AI. Most won't. We tell you which ones are already on fire. Daily, before the bell.

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